Mom is mean. She put us in boxes and in the car.
She took us into the building with the yucky smells where there are DOGS!
She let the even meaner lady stick the thing in ears. The even meaner lady hurt our tummies by pressing HARD on them. We told her to LET US GO, but she didn't listen. She then stuck a sharp thing in us!
Mom says that we will get even less food b/c the meaner lady said Gil was too heavy. Gil is not a big puddy, he is a little puddy. Grandma said so.
Grandma gave us a treat when mom FINALLY took us home.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern